In the midst of a pandemic that feels endless, already there is talk of the next crisis--water.
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Knowledgeable people are banking on it, trading water on the commodities exchange.  News footage validates the forecast with images of dry river beds, massive wildfires, and places where critical ground water has been pumped beyond its limits to replenish. 
​Waterways are polluted by industrial toxins, discarded plastics, and human waste.  Around the world, people are on the move leaving behind land that is turning to dust.

I sit here in my uneasy chair for some self-examination.  I have taken the supply of water for granted my entire life. I turn on the tap and out flows cool, clean water.

As a teenager living in the growing suburbs of Pittsburgh, I became familiar with families living outside the city limits whose homes had wells.  Sometimes I visited them in the summer when the water was low and laundry had to be hauled to the laundromat, and the grass turned brown, and showers were limited to keep the wells from running dry. It all seemed so primitive to me from my perch in the privileged suburbs where the sprinkler ran for hours. In my mind’s eye, wells belonged in the old American west, to a world of gunslingers and dusty cattle drives, in barren places depicted on shows like Rawhide and Gunsmoke, a world of black and white, certainly not living color.  Earlier experience had led me to this faulty conclusion.

There were two giant concrete discs in my grandmother’s grassy backyard.   It was only in fleeting moments of bravery that I dared to run across one of the discs.  More often, I walked around them fearing that something dangerous lurked beneath and was just waiting to grab me by the ankles.  Perhaps it was our happy lives above ground that skirted trouble from below.  Above the ground life was vibrant.  Children laughed while grabbing juicy pears from the tree overhanging the porch.  Aproned women snipped dewy roses from thorny bushes that climbed white trellises along the back wall.  Damp clothes hung shoulder-to-shoulder on the clotheslines, shooing away danger as they blew and snapped in the swift summer breeze.  Screen doors slammed as we ran in and out of the house.  Familiar voices filled the air like music.

Somewhere along the way, I learned that the concrete discs in my grandmother’s yard were lids.  They covered the cisterns that once upon a time collected rainwater to support life and clean laundry inside my grandmother’s house. I was dumbfounded. I never imagined that the ultra-modern home of my grandmother had a frontier history.  How could that be when every modern innovation in the world was introduced to me there:  wall-to-wall carpeting, automatic dishwashers, recliner chairs, color TV, and air conditioning?  Clearly, gathering rain water was ancient history.  Problem solved.  We were modern taps and pipes people who relied upon the city water department to do the heavy lifting and keep the river of water flowing into our home. 

The magical innovations that appeared inside my grandmother’s house were not only evidence of a changing infrastructure, but evidence of a changing thirst, and we, like many Americans, became insatiable.  We wanted more of the new, the time-saving, and the convenient.  The economy was booming in the post-war era and so were the number of babies.  Life had been hard.  Now it was good.  It was easy to believe that the frontier days of wells and cisterns were a thing of the past.  We never imagined that water itself would disappear in our quest to make life not just easier, but effortless. 

We grew up as descendants of the American frontier and were fortunate to bring our children into a world of abundance and convenience, but our children face life on a new frontier, the frontier of climate change.  Will their lives be better or more difficult than ours?

As I downsize, focusing on what to keep and what to leave behind for my children, I look at my stuff and realize that I have never owned anything more precious than water.  If I could do it all again, I would trade automatic dishwashers and color TVs for the life that existed in my grandmother’s backyard.  I would buy insurance so that my children would be sure to know the cool, soft pleasure of moist green grass between their toes, the sweet flavor of pear juice trickling down their chins, the musky fragrance of velvety roses tickling their noses, and the sound of damp, clean clothes snapping in the breeze shooing away danger.  I would have lifted those lids and saved for my children an inheritance that is the birthright of all children, the life-giving, thirst-quenching miracle that is water.
     

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​A friend of mine lives in a suburban neighborhood where the wildlife is becoming too friendly, some might even say BOLD.  Despite repeated attempts to discourage them, the groundhogs have taken up residence underneath decks and porches and the deer walk right up to the front doors and ring the bells.  The family pets do little to deter the wildlife, and that includes a pet pig that can moonwalk on command.  It appears that the animals have taken up the lives we used to have.

My friend spent the first half of the pandemic trying to woo a groundhog out from underneath her back deck and then keep him out.  Since I am not sure where all of this is headed, my friend shall remain anonymous.  Let’s just call her Q.

Q began her interventions by placing a small fence around the groundhog’s front door.  To no avail.  The groundhog simply dug a bigger hole and went underneath the fence.  Next, Q piled small stones around the entrance to the tunnel, but the creature moved the stones to the side, crafted a pair of gargoyles that looked remarkably like my friend, and went on inside.

Q thought the natural animal fear of a predator might work.  Q got a large plastic owl and placed it at the entrance.  The groundhog knocked the owl over, slapped it to the side, and spit on it before regaining entry to its groundhog digs.

Giving up on barriers, Q then tried appealing to the groundhog’s senses.  Q sprayed the area with ammonia.  Again, to no avail.  Perhaps, the scent was no worse than the typical smells of a groundhog home.  Q also tried sprinkling cayenne pepper at the entry, but it appears that the creature preferred life spicy.  Shiny, spinning pinwheels were no distraction and may have been enough extra wind power to provide electricity to the underground tunnel.  Q tried sleep deprivation as a discouragement strategy and kept bright lights focused on the groundhog’s home night and day.   Q was pretty sure she heard the groundhog laughing at her. Desperate, Q left the groundhog a written notice of eviction and posted a Keep Out sign at the entrance to the hole beneath the deck.  Q later found a tiny pair of reading glasses in the snow.  The Keep Out sign was turned around with the words Live, Love, Laugh printed on the back.  There was no response to the eviction letter.

Q then sprinkled baking soda around the deck to track the groundhog’s footsteps so that she would know when it left the tunnel and which direction it had gone.  While the animal was out, she backed up the truck and filled the area with large rocks.  Q says she hasn’t seen the groundhog since, but Q has no will left.  If Q sees signs of the groundhog’s return, she plans to declare him a dependent on her income tax return.

Now the neighborhood is getting together on a Zoom call to discuss the deer problem—upping their game so to speak.  My friend is eager to hear what the neighbors have to say. 

This has me worried.  We are all a little on edge given the politics, the pandemic, and the weather.  I remind my friend of the lyrics to that old folk song, Home on the Range: …where the deer and the antelope play…never is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day.

We need that…
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but I think it might be too late.

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