What About the Other Guy?

Welcome to America’s hottest new game show:  What About the Other Guy?--the audience-participation game in which powerful people are confronted about their behavior. The point of the game is to see who is best at evading responsibility for his actions by shifting attention to someone else.  The contestant’s role is to maintain his stance as victim while responding with vague and impressionistic speech that deflects all responsibility for his actions.  The contestant then asks: “What about the other guy?” and begins naming names.  Prior to the start of the show, audience members record their guesses of who the contestant will attempt to humiliate in this word version of grade school dodge ball.  The audience’s answers are compared with the accusations of the contestant, and the correct audience members go home with bragging rights and a moral vacuum.

Contestants for the show are selected from a large pool of politicians, CEOs, and powerful wannabes who enjoy the spotlight. When the buzzer sounds at the end of the game, the person who has knocked out and humiliated all of the other guys wins a leadership position in the corporation or branch of government of his choosing where he can raise endless amounts of cash and create maximum pandemonium while building a celebrity brand.  The winner is sure to become America’s favorite advisor on everything from space travel to socks, and he receives the additional psychological benefit of unleashing every bit of anger and venom he has nursed throughout his life along with the opportunity to seek pardons for crimes previously committed but not yet publicly revealed.

The top ten winners return for the Tournament of Champions, an extreme contest in which the participants compete to see who can bring an end to democracy in the shortest amount of time without breaking a sweat.  The winner of that contest earns the title of King, his own social media platform, a television series in which he gets to play God, and a trip to outer space inside a giant penis-shaped rocket.

Interested in becoming a contestant?  Please answer the following screening questions:
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                              1.   Is there anyone smarter than you?
                              2.  Have you ever been wrong?
                              3.  Does a sworn oath mean anything to you?
                              4.  Have you ever been accused of decency?

If you answered “yes” to any of the questions, you are not eligible to participate at this time, but keep trying.  We love a contestant who never gives up.    In the meantime, follow us on our social media platform:
What About where we will never share your data.  But if it does get out, don't call us; it was probably that other guy.
 
     

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